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when u at the beach

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snape could’ve been an awesome teacher if he wasn’t a disgusting waste of a human being. he knew from age 16 that the instuctions that the textbooks were giving weren’t as good as they could be. he improved the potions and recorded his methods at age 16. if he weren’t such a shitbag, he could’ve either written the damn textbooks himself, or taught his students his alternate methods. he could’ve revolutionized how potions were being brewed, teaching whole generations a superior method of potion brewing. instead, he spent his time bullying children.
He could have become rich and famous and been one of the most well regarded wizards of his age with his knowledge of spells and potions
But instead he decided “The girl i hurled racial slurs at put me in the Friend Zone so I’m gonna go become a Magic Nazi and then spend the remainder of my adult years emotionally abusing twelve year olds”
He could have become everything a Slytherin should have been instead of the epitome of what everyone else thinks they are.
(via seliphra)
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uoa:
Only 90s kids will remember
it doesn’t matter how slow you go so long as you don’t give up
ok someone please explain this to me
No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.
(via detectivesquiggle)
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what if you went outside and saw slender man what would you do
tobey maguire or andrew garfield
i thought this said spider man please ignore me
(via doctordachshund)
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My reaction to hateful insults: lol yeah okay buddy My reaction to constructive criticism: ah, I see now that I am horrible. I am the worst. I will cry for 90 years now. -
i logged into my old twitter account and my only follower is corbin bleu
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